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Spankers of the world, unite! A big thank you to all of my readers: Cornertime Confidential just hit its 500,000th pageview! Keep those cards and letters comin’, y'all. ( # . # ) xoxo jake
antique-erotic: I hold my hands up, this is mere trickery! Frivolous fakery for your amusement! Merry Christmas, dear readers, for all those who celebrate it. In the Edwardian era creative card manufacturers would produce prettily decorated pieces such
Found my #square card reader.. I can start accepting credit cards again
The Wiccan Tarot card reader at the The Edge coffee shop told mai fortune for the price of a large cookie from the counter. Apparently i am the Queen of Swords? which fits well in an odd way with being uma metaru, a metal horse. And the final card was
tinycartridge: This is everything but a Famicom controller ⊟ This device by Cool Clown (via Famicom no Neta) is a mobile battery that can connect to devices through USB and MicroUSB. It’s also a MicroSD card reader. Kind of a handy thing to carry
deathgripsforcutie: tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon me: what is this tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh
shadows-ember: cheshireinthemiddle: catchymemes: I’m so mad that people do this. Get a job. This is why I grab EVERY card reader and try to rip it off the machine before inserting my card.
silverjow: Collaboration with my friend, Letao Albert Wand, psychic reader from Hong Kong. Ink illustration for his fortune teller cards, The Kingdom Healer. Find out more on www.the healing kingdom.com
mushroompicking: a list of careers to consider: rural goat herder tarot card reader beet farmer forest witch herb collector
mamoru: insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it
kindofsharethatt: this man, abdul aziz, father of four, was at the new zealand mosque when the shooting happened and had nothing on him but a credit card reader that he picked up to throw at the terrorist. then, after dodging bullets, he hurled an empty
emissary-architect:shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned
🔮 I am officially opening tarot readings 🔮I have been offering readings to friends for a while now and I am finally comfortable opening them to the public. I will be asking บ for three card spreads and ฤ for ten card spreads as initial rates,
beautifulpaxielreads:hekatontarch:queenqueso:sauntering-vaguely-downwards:sauntering-vaguely-downwards:the best way to support libraries is to use libraries. go get a card, check something out. not a big reader? they got movies. they got games. yes, like
http://annadeezy.tumblr.com/ Last night’s semi formal teams banquet! haha i know that’s not semi formal but i came “prepared” haha since we had to perform for alumnis! i hope my memory card reader works later on…so i can
Brick & Blossom haha. stupid memory card reader is still busted! i need a new one.
jostnminyrd: sixth-light: beatrice-otter: taraljc: bogleech: bogleech: bogleech: Unfortunate side effect of America finally getting chip card readers:Massive uptick in how often cashiers have used the phrase “put it in” at me I didn’t know
just-shower-thoughts:The new credit card chip readers should play a pleasant sound to notify that your card is approved. The harsh buzzing noise they make gives me a mini panic attack every time thinking my card was declined. ^^^^^^^ @dommebadwolff23
darkzorua100: deathgripsforcutie: tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon me: what is this tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls
just-shower-thoughts: The noise that they chose for the credit card chip readers was one of the worst choices ever made, it makes you think you’re card has been rejected.
pedagogyofthedoperessed: virgfaux: meta-xylene: really makes you think *walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you is the credit card and which one is the chip reader? *Gays to other gays* Chip, swipe, or vers?
grimeclown: my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess
lizthirose: Sure you remember how John had his row with the machine (still laughing at Sherlock’s reaction when John tells him that :D) in The Blind Banker. As we can see, he puts his card in the reader and types in his pin number. Later, when he returns
I ordered an SD card reader, so expect a lot of animal crossing posts when that gets here. if you don’t like that, you should tumblr savior the tags #canarycrossing and/or #new leaf
littleprincette: pink-mage:tarot reader: now I will show you your fortuneme: cool I guesstarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cardsme: figures Will Graham getting a reading
Some teasers from the Zoo off my camera … it takes forever to look through them with the SD card reader on my phone and my laptop is currently down… so I’ll upload more ASAP
just-shower-thoughts:The noise that they chose for the credit card chip readers was one of the worst choices ever made, it makes you think you’re card has been rejected.
